Since this Saturday is the big game between our two teams I thought it would be fun to poke fun at both of them. Below are jokes having fun with the Hawks and the Clones. I hope you enjoy them and remember no matter who wins it’s all Iowa and the teams are made up of a lot of kids from Iowa.
What do you call 47 guys sitting around a tv watching BCS games? “The Iowa State Cyclone football team”
Where do you go in Ames in case of a tornado? “Jack Trice Stadium- They never get a touchdown there.”
How do you get a U of I grad off your porch?….. “Pay him for the pizza!”
The Seven Dwarfs were marching through the forest one day they fell in a deep, dark ravine. Snow White, who was following along, peered over the edge of the steep chasm and called out to the fallen dwarfs. From the depths of the dark hole a voice returned, “ISU will beat Iowa.” Snow White thought to herself, “Thank God… at least Dopey’s survived!”
Did you hear that the ISU football team couldn’t get into their stadium the other day? “It wasn’t locked, someone just painted a goal-line in front of the door.”
What do you call a police van full of Hawkeye football players? “A huddle.”
How many ISU football players does it take to put in a lightbulb? “Just one, but he gets 3 credits”
If a husband and wife who attended Iowa State move from Ames to Iowa City and get a divorce, are they still brother and sister?
How do Cyclones count to ten? “0-1; 0-2; 0-3; 0-4…”
What do Cyclone and Hawkeye fans have in common? “None of them attended the University of Iowa!”
What do you get if you drive through Ames SLOWLY? “A degree in Engineering”